That you've been removed from society for basically 5 years. You see a link on your facebook for a band you liked in highschool and are (miraculously) still together bringing out new cd's. And wham-o, it has become apparent that you don't know what changes have occured in who you are as a person, and what has remained the same.
Five years of college, let me give you an idea of how out of it I am, at least before my smart phone news tracking: Had no idea about an earthquake in south america...
Had no idea about biodiesle fuel.
Had no idea about Foo Fighters going on Hiatus
Was Really late in learning East Jr. High was rebuilt...
There is a long list, but I don't remember it all. So it goes i suppose.
Monday, March 14, 2011
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Interceptor!
Never a dull day for our hero, Elliptical Man. The ever changing weather has caused the population to plummet into a state of unrest, all according to Pocatello Wind's plans. Our hero, caught in the maelstrom of mundanity with the rest of his people, has allowed crime to persist where it once was dashed away in a single stride, and the Tubby Tabby is distracted with trying to destroy bedsheets. But fear not, for there is a new hero in town to help! Taking on the guise of an average meter maid, he rides around in a modified golf cart, scouting his town for any injustices with vehicles or pedestrians, a man of insipid insurgence towards illegal activity, Interceptor! You've been warned J walkers and 3-space parkers alike, your days are numbered!
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