Showing posts with label Tubby Tabby. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tubby Tabby. Show all posts

Monday, August 8, 2011

Infernal!


Our unscrupulous hero was last seen changing his location, feeling that his old nesting grounds to be safe, he moved closer to the central area of town. Close to his daily life, it adds a sense of security to his identity to be so close to his alter-ego's hub of activity. Even for heros, moving can be a trying task to take on, with boxing, packing, moving, cleaning, unpacking, it takes a great wealth of energy to do it all.
Having successfully unpacked most of the house, Elliptical Man decided to do some celebrating! Without the help of the Tubby Tabby (whom has been tragically lethargic with suspicion having moved right across the street from the Dumpster Cats), EM sought all day for the right materials, food, and favors to through a mini luau! The day was warm and sunny, perfect to fire up the grill and get some kabobs ready for the lady, and in style too!
As always though, the Pocatello Wind is with a sense of irony. Having placed all the fun decorations (thrifty Mr. Elliptical Man got them at the local dollar store) our hero was ready to get the coals burning with anticipation of the skewered entrees to come. Before you could give to strides to the nearest stop sign, the bastard of bad attitudes, the ruiner of meals, the Pocatello Wind had struck, bringing with him a terrible rain storm!
Our hero, never to cave to any evil threat, stayed on to man the grill, and get the celebratory dinner no matter what! Toiling with effort, and shielding the grill from rain using local tabliture, EM was successful at foiling the Wind's effort to ruin his good times, and thus Elliptical Man saved the day once again!

Saturday, April 16, 2011

The new threat emerges

Pocatello's dirtier face has emerged once more. While the Pocatello Wind has Elliptical Man bound in his diabolical clutches, the Tubby Tabby has found her own arch rival to battle, or make that a collective of rivals, the Dumpster Cats. A roving gang of violent mannered felines, they were raised on the streets learning to steal what they can. They created a base of operations in a local dumpster located on one of the highest hills in the city, where they watch and plot from afar. They are only four cats strong, but have caused ceaseless problems within the town.

Beware of these walking flea bags of bain, they are the Dumpster Cats!

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Interceptor!


Never a dull day for our hero, Elliptical Man. The ever changing weather has caused the population to plummet into a state of unrest, all according to Pocatello Wind's plans. Our hero, caught in the maelstrom of mundanity with the rest of his people, has allowed crime to persist where it once was dashed away in a single stride, and the Tubby Tabby is distracted with trying to destroy bedsheets. But fear not, for there is a new hero in town to help! Taking on the guise of an average meter maid, he rides around in a modified golf cart, scouting his town for any injustices with vehicles or pedestrians, a man of insipid insurgence towards illegal activity, Interceptor! You've been warned J walkers and 3-space parkers alike, your days are numbered!