Is it a circus performer? A hobo with big sticks!? NOO!!! It's Pocatello's greatest superhero! Eliptical Man! Once an ordinary college student trying to major in Buisiness or Economics or something like that, that one day discovered online shopping! Perusing a popular site of percarious pieces of perfected products, he found an item that would change his life forever. Invented by a supposed crazed hobo who claimed to be the duke of lower east Manhattan, it was a bicycle that had its pedals replaced with an Eliptical Excersize machine!
A supposed shot of the Hero being chased by the villian...could it be a fake?He now strides at furious speeds (rumored to be above 30mph!) to stop evil wherever it rears its ugly head! His weaknesses include steep hills, road blocks, unpaved surfaces, and walls!
He enjoys towering over all the small children as he just stays close enough behind them to scare them, also he likes to try and grab cats from trees...or put them up there, depending on the time of day.
His greatest rival is none other than the speedy dodger the Pocatello Wind!! Nobody knows much about the Pocatello Wind, only that it wreaks havoc upon the town, causing slight irritableness to all who dwell there! The battles between the two are epic...for the 4months a year where it's actually nice to go outside.
Keep your eyes peeled Southern Idaho, for your streets are being protected by Eliptical Man!!
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