Upon successfully devouring the evil that was the can of Speggheti-O's, Elliptical Man is doubly bombarded by stupid needy victims of Pocatello Wind's Brain Drain Lazer, as well as dominant-tritone substitution chords! (For those of you just joining us with this issue, or missed the last, our hero has been affected by Pocatello Wind's Gust of Change, a nefarious weapon no person can resist!) His energy waning, from the cold as well as supposed failure in his academic affairs, Elliptical Man is fighting for the energy to continue running on!
Will this winter chill freeze our hero to the core? Will he keep enough gumption to keep on plodding towards his big debut? Will the Tubby Tabby loose that extra two pounds of dry kibble?
Stay tuned!
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